Author Topic: Maneater Rpg (Read 8444 times)

Darkminion · « **Reply #350 on:** Feb 08, 2012, 08:31:09 PM »

Getting really annoyed by the little man Droks tries to keep his anger at bay and looks at Dayne with a face that speaks he does not want to be out of line but is having trouble keeping calm with the irritating human.

gantherogue · « **Reply #351 on:** Feb 09, 2012, 06:14:08 PM »

Cloaked guards appear suddenly around you and say "come with us, the kitchens are this way."

they begin to lead you down the hall.

Danne · « **Reply #352 on:** Feb 09, 2012, 07:18:44 PM »

Dayne walks closer to Drok.

"Let's stay close."

Flim Flam · « **Reply #353 on:** Feb 09, 2012, 08:10:18 PM »

"Eatin every one of dem man fings is still an option," Two - saw says, while grinning at the closest guard.

Darkminion · « **Reply #354 on:** Feb 10, 2012, 08:00:13 AM »

As Dayne moves past and speaks, Drok replies:"Don't like this one bit Boss. That Barons too snub for my liking."

He follows the group to the kitchens however. Once they enter he puts his back to the wall next to the door and keeps his hands on the pommel of his weapons. Staying very alert.

gantherogue · « **Reply #355 on:** Feb 10, 2012, 06:11:04 PM »

Gilt smiles "Who cares if he a snub? He's treating us tae a dinner! I hope hes got cider! I love cider"
Gilt licks his lips and walks a bit faster..

"we're almost there" the guard says as you turn a corner great stuatues and works of art lay ahead of you in a line on both sides of the hall."

Danne · « **Reply #356 on:** Feb 10, 2012, 06:27:00 PM »

Dayne nods at Drok's weapons.

"Keep those down. I don't think we should start any trouble right now."

gantherogue · « **Reply #357 on:** Feb 10, 2012, 08:00:16 PM »

You arrive at double mahogany doors which open from a touch from the guards. The sight is beautiful. A long table filled with every kind of meat the humans could come up with. Suckling pigs, boar heads., hell even an entire cow is at the table. Huge kegs line the table and serving maids hurry around and stand at attention.

Gilt voice breaks the silence "Do dey have cider?"

Draaka · « **Reply #358 on:** Feb 14, 2012, 12:25:49 AM »

Brasstooth sits at the table and waits expectantly for something to happen.

Flim Flam · « **Reply #359 on:** Feb 14, 2012, 01:04:44 AM »

After watching that no one is eating, and there being tasty food on the table, Two - saw puts his hand down his pants. After a while he pulls out a rabbit that he has had kept in his trousers, which he has fed on food that had fallen down into that area. Despite telling the others he had a rabbit down his trousers, the other maneaters had ignored him, believing it to be a euphemism or another of his tall tales. He puts the rabbit on the table and edges it towards the questionable food. However, the rabbit is unable to cope with life "on the outside " of Two - saw's trousers and quickly dies. Knowing that the rabbit hasn't been poisoned Two - saw eats the rabbit before grinning to the other ogres in the room.

Tasty ....................

Draaka · « **Reply #360 on:** Feb 14, 2012, 03:09:27 AM »

Brasstooth carefully watches the guards and servants for their reaction to this disturbing show.

Danne · « **Reply #361 on:** Feb 14, 2012, 09:41:00 AM »

Dayne stays close to Drok, refusing to sit down and being ready for anything.

gantherogue · « **Reply #362 on:** Feb 14, 2012, 08:28:10 PM »

The guards watch rabbit die, with a straight face but you swear you heard a snicker from somewhere. A serving girl comes by and remarks to Gilt "My lord does the food not please you?"

Gilt breaks out of staring at the food and grins at the serving maid "Oh don't I'ze gonna help me self in a second, but I seem to have found someting dat pleases me..." he leers and waggles his eyebrows. The maid blusehes heavily and nods before walking off the grab more food. Gilt tries to make a swipe at her but shes done this enough before.

Gilt begins to dig into a suckling pig and chug cider. He looks at the others and says with his mouth full "Wellph? Arnm't joo ganna eatpgh?"

Danne · « **Reply #363 on:** Feb 14, 2012, 10:27:04 PM »

Sashvzayadiyakischwisaudatayiejnalyousuckojilatu. (my attempt at several chaosy voices whispering)

"Not hungry."

He turns to a guard.

"Hey, you! Get the baron over here!"

Darkminion · « **Reply #364 on:** Feb 15, 2012, 02:07:22 PM »

Drok remains silent, standing next to Dayne, his hands tapping the pommels of his weapons.

These humans are too at ease around us, somethings up..

gantherogue · « **Reply #365 on:** Feb 15, 2012, 08:23:33 PM »

The guard looks at Dayne and says "After the baron is done reading he shall join you to eat.... And I would suggest eating! Especially for what is coming up." the guard takes and breath and then in a slightly nervous voice "Could you possibly pass some game hen towards me?" the other soldiers begin to slip food into their cloaks.

In the back ground Gilt shouts for the maid he was chatting to earlier. She comes back with a look of terrified puzzlement.

Darkminion · « **Reply #366 on:** Feb 15, 2012, 09:49:39 PM »

Drok takes a step forward, standing mere inches from the guard who just spoke, towering over him and staring at him with cruel eyes. With an ice cold voice he speaks:

"Coming up you say? The next words that come from your mouth will be an explenation on anything you know at this point of this situation, or I will gut you where you stand and we will eat you...."

Danne · « **Reply #367 on:** Feb 15, 2012, 10:26:06 PM »

"I think you'll have plenty of volunteers for gutting him, Drok," Dayne says mildly as he stares at the guard and puts his hand on the handle of one of his enormous weapons.

"Speak up!"

gantherogue · « **Reply #368 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 12:37:36 AM »

"The rebellion! Sir!" the gurd jumps and looks at you with fear "Didn't you read the paper when you had it?"

"Not to be rude of course!" he adds shakily.

Everyone stares at the scene except Gilt who is stuffing his face and talking to the maid who is half staring and half kind of smiling. (nervously of course)

Danne · « **Reply #369 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 02:04:02 AM »

"Do you take me for a fool?" Dayne walks up to the guard and grabs him by his shirt, lifting him 2 feet.

"We read about the rebellion, but we have no idea what it's all about."

Draaka · « **Reply #370 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 02:45:14 AM »

Brasstooth seems to settle down and starts eating after seeing one of the guards steal a mouthful of trifle.

"So, mmf, this rebellion you thinlings are having, damn this pig is good, who is rebelling against what and why mmmg?" he asks politely while handing the dangling guard a pheasant leg and throwing a oversized arm around the man's shoulders while using the other hand to take a bite straight out of a roast pigs head, skull and all in a threatening manner.

Flim Flam · « **Reply #371 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 02:28:33 PM »

Seeing Gilt hit on the girl Two - saw decides to help.

"Can I eat dat boss ?"he says menacingly whilst pointing at the maid, hoping that Gilt will jump to her defence, which would undoubtedly gain favour with the young girl. He then ponders for a moment thinking about being Gilt's wingman, before looking at Dayne and smiling to himself.

gantherogue · « **Reply #372 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 06:05:32 PM »

"OI! OI!" bellows Gilt smacking Two saw away (not enough to actually hurt the fellow, does want him to get mad or anything) "Dis ain't fer eating! She is fer wooing!"

The girl laughs, the fear actually falling off her face for a little from the comical ogres.

"Now where was , ah yes me gut plate!"

The Guard looks at the munching ogre, and says " We are rebelling against the lady herself he says excitedly. He composes himself and nods to other guards " Our goddess the Lady of the Lake, has guided us long in her wisdom and mercy. But we.... we cannot take the price. Male babies being taken from Barons and peasants alike are never seen again. The good baron accompanied a Questing Knight to a journey to the lake and saw a gruesome sight , to what we assumed was the Lady" He spits the name " was hunched over a pile of infants all as she gorged upon them in a bloody frenzy!" he pauses for breath worked up by the story " Girl infants are treated like queens, because of their magical powers! We are rebelling and killing the lady once and for all! Others have joined our cause, but others amass for war calling us mad! That is why have been hiring mercenaries from all over the land to help us! Including Ogre's!"

he stops and looks at Dayne straight in the eye. "Does that explain it?"

Draaka · « **Reply #373 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 06:43:36 PM »

"It explains enough for now, thank you human. If your baron is as cooprative as you then I am sure we will see action on your behalf. Speaking of which, dayne, put the good man down so he can finish his pheasant then fetch the baron for us."

Flim Flam · « **Reply #374 on:** Feb 16, 2012, 07:50:33 PM »

"You is fightin dah sexy god elf ? At which pont did yah fink it was a bad idea to worship her? The point at which yah realises dat she isn't dah Maw or when yah realise her Maw isn't as big as our Maw ? If yah lookin for a new god tah worship I would go for dat Ursus, as he is a bear and a bear god is kind've cool. If I was pickin a new god and it wasn't dah maw I would go for dat bear god," Two - saw exclaims.