Author Topic: The "If You Were a Warhammer Model" thread! (Read 1359 times)

Grokfol Elfchomper · « **on:** Jan 16, 2006, 07:16:11 PM »

Inspired by a post in the Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer thread. It was MY post, too, so shut your appalingly large mouth!

Hello, and welcome to the "If You Were a Warhammer Model" thread, I'm your host, dr Herbert Fraudmann.

If you were, indeed, a Warhammer model, what would you be? Of course, I mean what fits your personality the most. I suppose most of you will answer 'zombie'...

I would, probably, be a Skink - I am relatively intelligent, very sneaky and always quick to make wisecracks. How 'bout you?

bork da basher · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 07:20:07 PM »

ironically enough id be an ogre. im 6 foot 6 inches tall and built like a brick house, im a complete meataholic and am not at all fussy about what i eat and will try anything once. (i only dont eat human because there are laws....and tesco dont stock it) i like a good scrap.....ive been in too many fights although not me who started them (which makes me un-ogreish i guess) but im good at it nonetheless. thankfully my intelligance is somewhat greater than an ogres though.

Grokfol Elfchomper · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 16, 2006, 07:26:22 PM »

Groghog the Blind · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 12:05:21 AM »

I'd be the Empire Engineer with the Hochland longrifle, resting his foot on a servant. I'm tall, slim, fairly intelligent, and fairly pretentious. I'd like to see the Engineer as all of my worst qualities personified in a model.

Shawn Michaels · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 03:23:16 AM »

I'd be a Militiaman. I really don't care about anything the higher authorities have to say, and I am a cooler model than those Spearmen...

Groghog the Blind · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 06:47:11 AM »

Everything is a cooler model than those Spearmen. Absolutely EVERYTHING!

Kyte · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 02:05:10 PM »

maby a Lord of Tzeentch

BunnyPuncher · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 02:05:52 PM »

I'd just like to one of da' Boyz

Drinkin', Fightin', tossin grots, sounds like saturday nights from out where I am from. We just have pick-up trucks.

bork da basher · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 17, 2006, 09:03:28 PM »

....now when you say tossin grots.....

Grokfol Elfchomper · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 18, 2006, 02:08:14 PM »

He actually means they buy harmless little kittens and throw them into the ceiling fan.

Wildcard · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 22, 2006, 05:17:23 PM »

I'd be a cold one

I forget to turn up for things

jerkhan · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 08:17:37 PM »

I'd be a drunken dwarf....classic range...

Huronbh · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 25, 2006, 10:20:57 PM »

I'd be a wookie if I could(been my nickname for more then 10 years now), but I guess and Ogre fits me pretty well...

-jay

Nibbler · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 26, 2006, 07:24:41 PM »

If it had to be an actual model thats out i would be an ogre bruiser as power, food and great weaponry but no leadership challenege that tyrants have!

if it could be a not made model in the warhammer world i would be a butterfly as no one suspects the butterfly...

(evil laughter)

octane · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 30, 2006, 03:32:30 PM »

i would be a Be Lakor and i would be a servant of Khorne and i would be the mightiest demon ever!! and my goal is to take over the world and use all humans as sacrefices to my god!

muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
feel my wrath!!!!