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Off Topic / life achievements
« on: Aug 02, 2012, 02:13:05 AM »
so me and a friend were talking about xbox achievements, (or trophies as they are on ps3), and we thought it would be cool to come up with a few for real life, just some things for us to do in our free time, and we tried to come up with some funny names for them 
here's a few we came up with:
Run, and hide again - Run a marathon (the name here is a disturbed reference
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HARDCORE ENGLISHMAN!! Drink 100 cups of tea in an hour
Life’s too short - Pull 3 all nighters in a row
If there is a God, we’re screwed! - Start a religion
Never meet your heroes - Punch someone famous
Oh no she didn't - Slap someone as hard as you possibly can
Soooooo.... - Comically break an awkward silence in a lift
With friends like these... - Shave someone else’s beard
Book worm - Sleep in a library overnight
Just keep rolling rolling rolling - Cycle 100 miles in a day
I'll keep updating the list with any people come up with
'Happy Birthday!' - Totally gift wrap someone's car. Bonus points if they are late for something because they had to unwrap it.
Earthworm Jim - Do 'the worm' down a busy street in broad daylight.
I Thought You Were Joking - Get fired from your job and turn up the next day as if nothing happened.
A High Point - Climb to the highest peak in your home country.
I Can Fly - Jump out a tree. Bonus points if you land in a different tree.
A Nice Cool drink - Pass/Receive a beer in this manner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b8W1tFFs3M
Bitter Disappointment - Fail while attempting the above achievement. Bonus points if you get injured.
Hooked On You - Go for a swim in a fishing lake.
You're Not Properly Drunk Till You S*it Yourself - No explanation needed.
Just Lookin' Around - Travel to at least 5 different countries. Individual states do not count for this one.
I'm the Wanderer - Travel to at least 20 different countries, and travel to at least three different continents.
Two Tickets to Paradise - Go on a vacation with one other person to a tropical island.
Been There, Done That - Go to a major concert in another country and get a souvenir (pics needed)
Flame Wars - Argue with an internet troll for at least five minutes in a public forum. Bonus points if you win the argument.
Always the Bridesmaid/Groomsman... - Attend 5 weddings as an unmarried person before you get married. Does not count if divorced/separated.
Hey Man, Nice Shot - Bag a 5-point or larger stag deer while hunting (pics needed)
Oops, I Did It Again - Get into "trouble" with a recurring incident. ("trouble" = ticket, arrest, etc.)
Aw, Crap(s)... - Win at least $100 gambling, and then lose all the winnings to gambling, all in the same day. Burn baby burn!! - Eat the hottest curry you can find without any form of liquid refreshment.
Oh matron! - Get more phone numbers from the same sex than your gay friends in one night out.
Don't press dat! - Push every button in a lift and ride it until it's finished whilst other people are in it with you.
Part of the "In" Crowd - Come up with at least 10 clever achievements for a "lifetime achievement" thread
So thats a few we came up with, just wondering if anyone have any cool, fun ideas to add? Other than that please go out into the world and create havoc
here's a few we came up with:
Run, and hide again - Run a marathon (the name here is a disturbed reference
)HARDCORE ENGLISHMAN!! Drink 100 cups of tea in an hour
Life’s too short - Pull 3 all nighters in a row
If there is a God, we’re screwed! - Start a religion
Never meet your heroes - Punch someone famous
Oh no she didn't - Slap someone as hard as you possibly can
Soooooo.... - Comically break an awkward silence in a lift
With friends like these... - Shave someone else’s beard
Book worm - Sleep in a library overnight
Just keep rolling rolling rolling - Cycle 100 miles in a day
I'll keep updating the list with any people come up with
'Happy Birthday!' - Totally gift wrap someone's car. Bonus points if they are late for something because they had to unwrap it.
Earthworm Jim - Do 'the worm' down a busy street in broad daylight.
I Thought You Were Joking - Get fired from your job and turn up the next day as if nothing happened.
A High Point - Climb to the highest peak in your home country.
I Can Fly - Jump out a tree. Bonus points if you land in a different tree.
A Nice Cool drink - Pass/Receive a beer in this manner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b8W1tFFs3M
Bitter Disappointment - Fail while attempting the above achievement. Bonus points if you get injured.
Hooked On You - Go for a swim in a fishing lake.
You're Not Properly Drunk Till You S*it Yourself - No explanation needed.
Just Lookin' Around - Travel to at least 5 different countries. Individual states do not count for this one.
I'm the Wanderer - Travel to at least 20 different countries, and travel to at least three different continents.
Two Tickets to Paradise - Go on a vacation with one other person to a tropical island.
Been There, Done That - Go to a major concert in another country and get a souvenir (pics needed)
Flame Wars - Argue with an internet troll for at least five minutes in a public forum. Bonus points if you win the argument.
Always the Bridesmaid/Groomsman... - Attend 5 weddings as an unmarried person before you get married. Does not count if divorced/separated.
Hey Man, Nice Shot - Bag a 5-point or larger stag deer while hunting (pics needed)
Oops, I Did It Again - Get into "trouble" with a recurring incident. ("trouble" = ticket, arrest, etc.)
Aw, Crap(s)... - Win at least $100 gambling, and then lose all the winnings to gambling, all in the same day. Burn baby burn!! - Eat the hottest curry you can find without any form of liquid refreshment.
Oh matron! - Get more phone numbers from the same sex than your gay friends in one night out.
Don't press dat! - Push every button in a lift and ride it until it's finished whilst other people are in it with you.
Part of the "In" Crowd - Come up with at least 10 clever achievements for a "lifetime achievement" thread
So thats a few we came up with, just wondering if anyone have any cool, fun ideas to add?
Other than that please go out into the world and create havoc
